I mean COME ON. Here I am, a college graduate, A COLLEGE GRADUATE, having to study for the GRE, and all I see is stupid crap like “find the length of this stupid line” or what “how stupid do you have to be to not know what this angle is.”

I MEAN COME ON! I am a Political Science Major, I have never (nor will I ever) use this steaming pile of mathematics. “But Curtis, how will you find the hight of that tree based on its shadow?” You know what… I DON’T CARE. There I said it: I DON’T CARE. IS THE TREE GOING TO FALL DOWN ON ME? NO? WELL THEN SHOVE IT.

Damn I just want to get into a nice school, one that will teach me, oh I don’t know, things I need to know for MY career. Trig, you can shove it, go find your way over to that engineering test and leave me the hell alone!

As a side note, I know it is unfair to drop this bombshell on primary day, but I hope to sway all my Iowa readers out there by telling them to vote Obama. It will be interesting to see how things shake out, and I will have my opinions tomorrow.