Over the past five months, I have been diligently working long nights for little pay.  Indeed I have aired my grievances many times on this blog.  But the latest reason I hate campaigns will not stand!

Now that I am “between opportunities” (read unemployed) I decided to return to the gym to work off a little time and energy.

Well there was something I had not counted on…

Over the past five months I have been surviving on a campaigners wage, eating fast food, and not moving in the slightest.  This has resulted in less than satisfactory circumstances.

Since the last time I went to the gym, I gained 25 pounds.

25 pounds!

Let me put that in perspective for you; I have grown one of these in less than half a year:

MRG was kind enough to tell me that she “did not want to say anything” but that I “carry it well.” Thanks honey.

Sigh, I guess I will be hitting the cardio some more.